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VAN GOGH
Van Gogh
This madman artist re-invents himself as a magician in THE MAGIC OF VAN GOGH.
He is seldom without his loyal monkey,
Mr. Sparkles. Van Gogh is also the Drainfield County sherif. Taa daaa!!!!
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GOWARD
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Veronica and Goth Boy @ The Blind Pig.
GOTH BOY
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DAHMER
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Cold Timmy's father
COLD TIMMY
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MELVIN D.A.
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GEPETTO
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BLACK FROG
GOWARD
He is underground and that's the way he likes it. When not out scrounging through the wasteland looking for treasure, he rants over his short wave radio. CLICK HERE FOR GOWARD'S PERSONAL PAGE.
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Goth Boy
He's alone with his soul. This guy has more drama in his life than a Shakespeare play. Goth Boy sings heavy songs of love, loss, guilt, obsession, and angst. Everything that makes him happy.
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DAHMER
He's a really bad man. The Ballad of Jeffery Dahmer is our Halloween cult classic. It's a horror, comedy, musical very loosley based on a day in the life of one of the world's most notorious serial killers... Jeffery Dahmer. Mwa ha ha ha!!!
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Cold Timmy
Cold Timmy is "the" red headed step-child. He lives in his pajamas, never wears shoes, and he's always cold. His family is a mess, with a mean father, clueless mom, and an evil sister. Timmy's only friend is a piece of bubble-wrap named Jeff.
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Melvin D.A.
He is a simple man who's into simple things like his dog, motorcycle, friends, and his rock and roll. But he sure gets into a whole lot of trouble. The D.A. stands for don't ask. He's the King of the Trailer Park.
Puppet Master, Gepetto
Creator of this world. Part genius inventor, grumpy recluse, working stiff, absurd goofball, and supreme wizard. Little did he know that he would become a puppet himself one day. But aren't we all?
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THE BLACK FROG™
An out of control world deserves an out of control super hero. He lives in his sewer headquarters with his faithful sidekick, The Mole Boy. Their main goal is to bring down the powerful crime boss, the evil ruthless Fuzzy Bunny.
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FUZZY BUNNY
Der Fuzzy Bunny
A big business tycoon, and a ruthless crime boss that nobody can touch. Rarely seen without his bumbling henchman Klaus close by. If there is something bad happening, odds are Der Fuzzy Bunny's involved.
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DRUNK SANTA
Drunk Santa
The holiday season has gotten out of control, and people have lost sight of the meaning of Christmas. Greedy, impatient shoppers push and shove each other trying to buy love. Well Drunk Santa couldn't agree with you more. Ho ho ho!!
Piss Boy of the year
SATAN
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Satan
He's the prince of darkness, for what that's worth.
TRIPETTA
Tripetta
Alluring and mysterious, she should never be underestimated. Tripetta is in love with Hopfrog, a dwarf with an attitude.
LOUDN SCARY
Loudn Scary
He's known as the Haunted Highwayman, driving across the country in his semi-truck from hell.
MR WHITEMORE
Mr. Whitemore
He's no angel by any means, but he sure gets blamed for a lot. This tenacious little fellow walks the line whenever he leaves the house. Whitee is often found hanging out with his best pal, Fang.
FRANK
Frank
Big, green, but not too mean. Frank is a gentle soul trying to make his way in this hostile and confusing world. His best friend is Carl the ghoul. He beleives he is having psychic dreams connected to the former lives of his several donated body parts. He considers himself not a monster, but rather a poet.
EL LEO
EL LEO
He is a cage fighting lion. He has won more fights than anyone on record. He is the current undefeated champ of Fight Night in Tijuana. El Leo is the escaped pet lion of a Mexican drug lord. For all his success, he is still on the run from his former ruthless owner. His champion status is being tested all the time by challengers, who often are also interested in the high bounty on him.
CARL
CARL
He is the first puppet in the Gepetto Files™ universe. Carl was made in the late summer / early fall of 1996. He rarely goes anywhere without his best friend Frank. They get into every type of predicament imaginable.
VERONICA
VERONICA
She's outragous, overbearing, unemployable, and Cold Timmy's big sister. Veronica, a.k.a. Vern is one angry young lady. She keeps her boyfreind, Goth Boy tightly wrapped around her finger.
MOLE BOY
Mole Boy
Every super hero needs a sidekick. The Black Frog would most likely admit that Mole Boy is much more than a sidekick.
HOP FROG
Hop Frog
He is Tripetta's man for better or worse. He's horrible at making good decissions. The only thing he loves more than his old lady is himself. This sometimes causes problems.
He wants to be a comedian
DEATH
Death
He is the Grim Reaper and he hates his jpb. Would quit today if he could. It's not necessarely the killing that gets to him, but more the long hours. In the evenings he can often be found at the comedy clubs working on his skills.